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This newly
released eBook contains 182 hilarious jokes. The Jokes are
split into four different catagories; One liners, Longer Jokes, Rude Jokes and
Blonde Jokes.
These jokes have been collected over a number of years especially for this book,
each joke has been hand picked for this book, you wont find any bad jokes here!
Look below for some of the samples!
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ONE LINERS
A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No way" says the barman "you are already out of your head".
Why don't cats like shaving? Because 9 out of 10 prefer Whiskas.
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LONGER JOKES
Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. 'What's the quickest way to York?' he asks. The local scratches his head. 'Are you walking or driving?' 'I'm driving' the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the local. 'I'd say that's definitely the quickest way'.
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BLONDE
JOKES
(apologies to any blondes reading!)
A young brunette
goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches
it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her
knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her
scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
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RUDE
JOKES
(not for children!)
Did you hear
about the gay magician? He vanished with a poof.
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They are just
five of the 182 jokes you will recieve.
These are great jokes to use on your friends down the pub, or impress your
parents with over dinner!
Dont hesitate to buy, 100% laughter GUARANTEED!
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